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NO DIAPERS, NO JOB! (How Diapers Help Unemployed Californians.)

SACRAMENTO, CA–Parents can’t work if they don’t have childcare.  Daycare won’t take a child, if the child doesn’t have an adequate supply of diapers.  Therefore, diapers = employment. California is now the first state...

What’s Up Dude?

Carrots are good for the eyes, unless they happen to be chock-full of red-eye-inducing Mexican pot.  Border agents recently intercepted a ton of one of Mexico’s most popular agricultural exports..disguised as carrots. It was...

Virgil Smith

NAKED GUN???

On Mother’s Day, it must have been quite a scene, when the naked, Michigan State Senator, Virgil Smith went on a shooting rampage after a squabble with his ex-wife.  The senator is alleged to...

Kamela Harris Knights Templar

FAUXLICE PHORCE of the Royal Knights Templar

According to President Obama, Kamela Harris is brilliant, dedicated, tough… and the by far, the best looking of attorneys general.  She might also be clueless.  Recently, one of her aides was discovered to be...